Wednesday, May 14, 2008

The Enemies

Enemy #1
What can possibly be said about this menace? He is an evil Nazi (German = Nazi, right?) who hates women, minorities, and probably small children. He is intent on destroying LitHERgy by insisting on outdated music, outdated (and intrinsically oppressive) languages, and look at those vestments!!!! How can you effectively communicate the spirit beHIIIIIND the belly button with vestments like that?!?! GAH! So sad that our brothers and sisters in the Episcopal Church are the only ones with good vestments (I don't join the Episcopalians because Catholicism is my faith tradition from when the Gaia Mother first breathed my spirit into me after I was born...that and I want to be a plague and an annoyance on good Catholics as much as I possibly can.)
Enemy #2

Now, Brett Favre...the man basically is pure American Man, and there are few things we hate more. Football is a plague upon our society that needs to be eradicated for its sexism and its promotion of masculinity, and nobody screams "football" as much as Brett Favre. He makes MY crawly skin crawl, if you can believe it...

Gah I can't stand it anymore!! WOMANSPIRIT COME FORTH!!!


feminique said...

Oh Pat, the picture at the bottom of the post is absolutely stunning! I'd love to get a copy to frame in my dining room; where did you find it?

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Anonymous said...

Dining room, 'Nique? I would have guessed you'd put it in your bedroom.

Anonymous said...

It looks like it could be a halloween decoration. Feminique should carve it in a pumkin, and put in the window on halloween.

Anonymous said...

Or set it adrift on the lake as a flaming effigy of (insert rant of the day)

Edna Joyce said...

It's been well over a month since you last posted. My well of man-hate is drying up. (e.g. today, I let a man hold the door for me, and I didn't kick him in the shins. There are obvious problems here!)

I need some new inspiration from my favorite blogging grrrlfriends!

Peace Out!

Anonymous said...

The sad fact is that all of your deep desires to remove yourselves from the rule of men is most certainly due to the actions of men, thus proving their power over you. I'm not suggesting superiority one way or another, but merely pointing out that your male-hatred is undoubtedly the result of one or more men who you feel have wronged you. Carrying on the way you are is more of a testament to their powers over you than anything else. Furthermore, your hatred can't carry on more than one generation unless you have children, and doing so would require sperm which can only be produced by a man. Sure, you can choose to buy it frozen and administer it to yourself via turkey baster, but in the end you can't really accomplish anything without some influence or aid from a man. Enjoy dishing out your hatred while the rest of the world enjoys getting the most possible out of the short lives we are granted

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