Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Sexism from He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and Nuevo Marini

Well, we women have never been respected by the meanies in the hierarchy at the Vatican.  John Paul II set back our movement so far when he said we couldn't become priests--but just wait sisters, we're having a big tofu-cookout over at St. Christa's Church next week where we'll be coordinating our signature-gathering efforts to overturn this oppressive policy!  Well, John Paul II was bad, but his successor (He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named) is even worse!!!  He's rubbing his patriarchal ceremonious liturgical piety in our faces constantly now!!!!  Ever since Piero Marini left (and he had such nice aesthetic taste, really he did a pretty spectacular job; in fact, I helped him choose the vestments He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named used in Austria), things have gone downhill FAST.  Now the Nuevo Marini is just ruining everything, setting back the cause of womaesthetics and womiturgy by about 45 years!  We were trying to fight against stuff like this:

and THIS:

Such displays of outright liturgical sexism were too numerous to count, and were fostered by Vatican displays of sexism so outlandish that I dare not publish them here.  And to think how they were fostering such hatred in the youth!!!! *sob*

But look what El Nuevo Marini has been doing!!!

Traditional Sexisturgy is wildly on the upswing since He-who-must-not-be-named freed up the intrinsically sexist and authoritarian Old's becoming frightening...

I just pray to the Mother Spirit beHIND our bellybuttons (as our dear friend Edwina Gately would say) that we never see


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